Funny Dad Jokes 2025

Everyone loves a good laugh, and funny jokes for adults sometimes, the best jokes are the ones meant for adults. Whether you're looking for a clever pun, a cheeky one-liner, or a joke that makes you do a double-take, we’ve got you covered! Get ready to crack up with these hilarious jokes for adults.

Classic One-Liners

1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.


2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.


3. I have a split personality, said Tom, being Frank.


4. Life’s all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for the lobsters in the kitchen.


5. I told my boss three companies were after me for a better job. Turns out it was the gas, electric, and water companies.

Cheeky Adult Jokes

1. They say that during sex you burn as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?!


2. I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.


3. A husband asked his wife, "Honey, am I the only one you've ever been with?" She replied, "Yes, the others were all taller."


4. Why do married people live longer? Because they can’t argue if they’re dead.


5. Why do women love men in uniform? Because they already come with instructions.

Work & Office Jokes

1. The boss said, "You’re late again! Do you know what that means?" I said, "Yes, it’s Wednesday."


2. I love my job; it's the work I hate.


3. I just got fired from my job at the bank. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.


4. Teamwork is important; it helps you put the blame on someone else.


5. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Bar & Drinking Jokes

1. A drunk man walks into a bar... Ouch!


2. I went to the doctor and told him I broke my arm in two places. He said, "Stop going to those places."


3. Alcohol doesn’t solve problems, but neither does milk.


4. My drinking buddies and I named our band ‘999 Megabytes’—we still haven’t got a gig.


5. A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can stay, but don’t start anything."

Relationship & Marriage Jokes

1. Marriage is like a deck of cards. At first, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade.


2. My wife told me to go and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.


3. They say love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener.


4. Behind every angry woman stands a man who has no idea what he did wrong.


5. My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer. I said, "Looking for cheap flights." She got excited. I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was looking for flights out of the marriage.